July 2012
feistodon:
xbox: a gaming console or a straight edge guy named bo?
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haydenrodgers:
aannyyaa:
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faineemae:
i like the word secular humanist
a poem-post about religion
swaggybro:
some people believe in one kind of stuff
some people believe in some other kind of stuff
and others say they don’t believe in any kind of stuff but that’s kind of a belief if you ask me
but whatever
you don’t have to like that stuff
but if it’s not hurting anyone
then just leave them alone
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relucent:
is it just me or is courage the cowardly dog much scarier than 98% of all horror movies out there.
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withoutawitness:
i think the worst thing is
that i don’t actually “sigh” anymore, i just say “sigh”
A Vocabulary Tip for Writers: Don't Use Words You...
kieronwriting:
Let me elaborate. Many writers like to turn to the thesaurus to find substitute words to not sound repetitive.
Fine. Great.
But only use words you have heard of and that fit the style of your piece. Don’t just look up synonyms for your words and replace your own vocabulary to sound more complex or more intelligent. It oftentimes sounds choppy and forced, and besides, if you...
“We are all ordinary. We are all boring. We are all spectacular. We are all shy....”
– Brad Meltzer (via larmoyante)
3,083) Compassion Alert (Red Alert)
compassionalert:
http://babybuggy5.tumblr.com/ (SI/Suicide Trigger Warnings) - Has said goodbye, bring some kind words and encouragement to her.
Red Alert - High or definite suicide risk
Please only ‘like’ this post if you are responding to it, so that we can tell who has been helped and who still needs help. If you are not responding but want to help, please reblog rather than ‘like’ to avoid...
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thedruff:
ponshi:
leftinstitches:
amhras:
jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
I take it back, will you please fucking stop that
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otterbatch:
I wish Elementary never happened not because I have negative feelings towards it but because everyone is just so angry about everything and arguing about Loo Brealey and women’s rights and I just want to bake a cake full of rainbow and smiles go back to like it was when we were in middle school
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bootycaller:
reblog as link??
what if i want to reblog as zelda????
thatfunnyblog:
if someone ever cheats on me im going to invite them for a romantic candle lit dinner in a deserted area and then im going to tell them stories about how i killed my ex boyfriend in the woods because he cheated on me and then im going to point to the trees and say “actually those woods right over there” and then im going to blow out the candle and laugh
lunaoki:
tumblr has too many cliques like what is this mean girls
billywilder:
I hate to be “that guy” who finds homoerotic subtext in just about anything, but I was just watching Brokeback Mountain and let me tell you
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i should really get off my lazy ass and finish cleaning but OW MY BACK
sillyunicorntime:
bookstores and libraries should be like churches, man
you’re not allowed to judge anyone in a bookstore no matter what kind of books they’re looking at
literary nuts can read trashy romance novels
adults can sit cross legged on the floor and read picture books
christians can read the koran and buddhists can read books about satanism
mother of four can read a self-help book...
June 2012
lumoslouis:
plot twist: I am the person in my icon.
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SIGNAL BOOST: I Have A Favor To Ask →
stfuconfederates:
kyssthis16:
Hey, y’all. So, my mother is competing for the chance to win a small business grant and she has enlisted my help to aid in her quest, ya dig. So, basically, she needs approximately 250 votes on this website to even qualify. I was wondering if y’all could be so kind as to vote for her. Now, this requires you have a Facebook, so if you don’t have one, no harm no...
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THE AVENGERS SUMMARY: PART 1
Nick Fury: We have this unstable thing called the Baccarat or whatever and you can tell it has unlimited energy because it GLOWS
Loki: Hey guys I'm back did you miss me
Hawkeye: I did a little
Loki: K let's see what this spear or whatever does
Spear or whatever: BAZAM MOTHERFUCKERS
Loki: Right I'll be taking your Baccarat your scientist guy and your sexiest agent
Nick Fury: Hey so we need to do that Avenger thing now
Agent Coulson: That might take a really long time
Nick Fury: Whatever do it in montage
Bruce Banner: I'm the cuddliest version of the Hulk
Capt. Amuricur: Check out my sweet ass
Black Widow: Check out my boobs they're the only one's you'll see in this movie
Iron Man: When I made that suit I had no idea it would eventually be a cockblock
Hawkeye: I'm evil rn bbl
Thor: I'm in Asgard atm
Agent Coulson: Hey Captain so I may have caressed you while you were chillin' in a chunk of ice also I designed a costume for you do you want to be friends can I take a picture with you can I touch your abs seriously just lift your shirt for a second so I can touch them
Loki: I don't always dress like a human to be inconspicuous but when I do I immediately attack a German official in the middle of a party
Capt. Amuricur: We interrupt this program to bring you AMERICA
Iron Man: Sup Captain
Everyone: GAAAAAAAAAY
LATER, IN A PLANE
Thor: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhug
Loki: Thor technically brohug doesn't apply because we're not even related
Thor: You'll always be my brother, Loki-chan. Now allow me to look deep into your eyes and invade your intimate personal space with my beard
Everyone: GAAAAAAAAAAY
Iron Man: IRON GLOMP
Thor: You wanna go motherfucker let's break the forest
Smokey the Bear: But Thor only you can prevent forest fires
Capt. Amuricur: GUYS STAWP IT
Loki: Eatspopcorn.gif
BACK AT THE FLOATING CASTLE LEGION OF DOOM
Bruce Banner: Sup
Iron Man: Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe
Everyone: Shit now what the fuck do we ship
AFTER MUCH BANTER
Capt. Amuricur: What the fuck you're making nukes you nuke-makers
Bruce Banner: I am slightly ticked off
Iron Man: I think you should hulk out
Capt. Amuricur: Shut up tony or I'll invade your personal space
Iron Man: Not if I invade yours first
Capt. Amuricur: I am gonna fight you so hard later
Iron Man: You smell like justice
Everyone: GAAAAAAAAAAAY
Hawkeye: Still evil here
EXPLOSIONS OCCUR
Bruce Banner: It's not easy being green
Loki: I am escaping from my cage now
Thor: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhug oh shit
Iron Man: Fixing things with science
Capt. Amuricur: Assisting with ab-power
Hawkeye: Fucking shit up with Arrows
Agent Coulson: Hey I'm about to be badass I hope Loki doesn't take me from behind teehee oh shit
Loki: I take people no other way
Loki: Lates Onee-san
Nick Fury: No Agent you can't die I don't know how to fill out paperwork
Agent Coulson: Tell Captain America.... I wrote.... twilight fanfiction.... about us.... shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Nick Fury:
Agent Coulson: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Nick Fury:
Agent Coulson: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Everyone: He was a good man. He was a good agent. And The Avengers couldn't have existed without his sacrifice.
Everyone: Also GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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theappearanceof-normal:
Maybe - Ingrid...
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educationconnection:
you think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on tumblr
but i notice
i always notice
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popcornmassacre:
ugh summer
look at my awful tan line
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what did shy people do before the internet
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